Things Dutch people say

Dutch	English
...and more	etc. (usually not used)
reaction	reply, response
Yes?	Ready? Shall we?
My child is shitting on the sofa.	My child is sitting on the sofa.
It smells to smoke.	It smells after smoke.
The train of 5pm was delayed.	The 5pm train was delayed.
article	paper
I can't to work.	I can't go to work.
Would it be an idea to do X?	What about doing X?
Would it be an option to...	Would you mind doing X, please?
idee [i-dee, rhymes with "I see"]	idea [i-dee-uh, rhymes with "IKEA"]
We are with four.	There's four of us.
bake	either of fry, roast, bake, ...
kast	either of wardrobe, shelf, closet, cupboard, ...